Tuesday, December 13, 2011

How to Hire a Hitman on Google


We’ve been playing with Firefox’s Google search bar an awful lot here at the mental_floss New York office this week. Thanks to our careful research, we’d like to think we’ve learned quite a bit about our fellow Americans, and maybe even a little about ourselves.
More specifically, we’ve learned that we’d like to be taller, better at flirting, and pregnant. (There’s probably some connection among those three, but we’re not here to speculate.) Why, yes, we were just wondering about the whereabouts of the Undertaker and the mechanics of French kissing! Here are our 11 favorite, most informative, most tragicomic suggestions from the good people at Google.

1. How to hire…

2. World’s best…

3. Legal ways to…

4. How to get…

5. How to be…

6. How can I…

7. Where is the…

8. How to fix…

9. When are…

10. Laws about…

11. Best way to…