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The above is the title this guy



used on his profile on a dating site I'm on. Click on ol' rikki to see the full extent of his wallowing.

So a while back he messages me:

it to bad that you just dont seem to have any strong opinions on anything. har har har. not that you would care but by page is all self defence. im afraid i have an overwhelming fear of rejection. so its best to be rejected on my terms. as i said not you would care, by now you are long gone anywayz. sorry for intrudeing

My reply:

Uhhh...what the hell are you talking about? Seriously. That made no sense whatsoever.

His reply:

sorry 4 the trouble. won't bother you again.

Here's my point. You can be homely, socially retarded, and take your own really bad digital-camera-at-arm's-length photos because maybe you just can't help it. But which, exactly, social horror was it (undoubtedly the fault of everybody but you, natch) that prevented your blubbering passive-aggressive ass from USING A FUCKING SPELL CHECK?

Yeah, I know. Easy target. But c'mon. The guy's probably a screaming masochist who no doubt would whazz himself into a dead faint if he knew an actual real live girl was being mean to him.

It IS possible this is a giant hoax...I mean "rikki"? If so, well done.