Every once in a while, I'll get an IM like this from someone who didn't get the memo re: my retirement from Escortville.

ndoraboy@hotmail.com says:
hia

blingin' in the rain says:
And you are?

About five minutes go by...

blingin' in the rain says:
A little slow, apparently.

ndoraboy@hotmail.com says:
sorry was away for a mo there.

blingin' in the rain says:
So...you are?

ndoraboy@hotmail.com says:
johny.had expressed interest in your services

blingin' in the rain says:
I'm retired.

ndoraboy@hotmail.com says:
since when?why

blingin' in the rain says:
Almost two months ago. Bored of it.

ndoraboy@hotmail.com says:
so what keeps you on edge now

blingin' in the rain says:
My newfound devotion to our Lord Jesus Christ. Have you invited Him into your heart?

ndoraboy@hotmail.com says:
erm no.why

ndoraboys@hotmail.com says:
?

blingin' in the rain says:
Gotta go...choir practice.